If you happen to be a guy with a smaller than average dick, you are going to want to hook up with a tight tiny teen so that your dick won’t get lost in her pussy when you fuck her. Don’t think this is a joke. I am dead serious.

Think about it this way: You are out with this gorgeous chick. She is tall, blonde and beautiful. She is also quite willing, if you know what I mean. For some reason, you have her so horny that she can barely wait until you get inside her apartment before she’s tearing your clothes off. It’s dark, and you’re grateful for that because she won’t be able to see your tiny dick.

The bad part comes when you enter her pussy. You wish mightily that she was a tight tiny teen in that moment. But no, you HAD to go for the tall blonde who has probably fucked most of the guys in town. No wonder your dick is just sort of floating around in there. Yeah, that’s JUST what the problem is.

Once it’s all over, you can’t wait to get out of there and she seems to be pretty eager as well. You know that you’ll never see her again. Dude, it’s REALLY time for you to find yourself a tight tiny teen. That’s the only way you’re going to have some real sex unless you decide to turn gay and start fucking ass holes. I hear that they are pretty tight. Or you might be able to get some woman to let you fuck her up the ass. That might solve your problem.

However, if you want to stay straight though, and have rather ordinary sex once in awhile, you are going to need to do whatever it takes to find a tight tiny teen. I am sure you have some friends who would love to fix you up with one. Just make sure they understand what you’re looking for. Tell them not to bring you tall beautiful blondes. The girls must be small teens.

If your buddies don’t already know your problem, you don’t have to bother explaining it. Just let them think that you have a thing for small teenaged girls. Lots of guys have that particular fetish going on, so they probably won’t even wonder at it. But they WILL start hunting some of those types of girls for you, and that is, after all, just what you want.