What IS it with guys who want teen anal? It’s like they just HAVE to get their dicks up there or nothing is going to be right in their tiny little worlds ever again. I just don’t get it. Every guy I decide to fuck always TRIES it anyway, but none of them have been successful. I guess you could call me an anal virgin.

I decided to sort of make a study out of this subject at one point. Whenever I was fucking a guy who suddenly wanted to shove his dick up my ass, I stopped and asked him why he was so insistent on having teen anal sex. The answer I got 9 times out of 10 was that “Oh but it’s so TIGHT up there!” The other answer was “You can’t get pregnant this way.” I actually thought that one was so stupid and kind of 70s, so I just shook my head at him.

As for the OTHER 9 guys, I found that I was a little insulted and annoyed about that “tight” comment. I pointed out the fact that I was only 18 and had never given birth so my PUSSY was JUST as tight as my asshole. That reason made no sense at all. I told them that I knew they just wanted to do teen anal fucking for their own perverted reasons. Hell, they probably didn’t even know those reasons themselves.

I mean seriously, dude. How is it that an 18 year old asshole can be any tighter than her pussy unless she’s had a kid or three? That’s how I know that they are all full of shit, no pun intended. For some reason, they just feel like they are being so “dirty” by doing it this way, and THAT’S the REAL attraction.

I found the best way to handle things. Now when some guy I am fucking wants to have teen anal sex with me, I agree enthusiastically. Then I reach over and pull my strap on from the nightstand. Grinning wickedly, I say, “Oh SURE baby! And when you finish with ME, then I get to do YOU!” At that point, he looks at me like I have suddenly grown two heads and he acts really disgusted and shocked. Works every time!

See, that’s the thing I don’t get. If THEY wouldn’t want to be fucked up the ass, why would they think WE would? I promise you that the only chicks who ACT like they like it are being paid to do so. Otherwise, they’re just plain lying!