It gets harder and harder all the time to tell just how old teenagers are, especially the girls. The reason for this is that they either look quite a bit older than they are, or they are tiny teens and look much younger than they really are. This confusion can get guys in trouble either way it goes.

Now just suppose, for instance, that there is this totally hot girl who keeps eyeing you at a restaurant. When you finish eating and get up to leave, she stops you and wants to chat. Before you know it, you’re offering to take her home. This is where it gets tricky. “Home” is a rather nice and large house in the better part of town and you start to have the first alarm go off. You look at her really close. She looks at least 21 and she certainly isn’t in the tiny teens group. So you go in the house with her.

Once you get inside, you can tell that it looks like other people live there and that they love expensive stuff. When you ask her about it, she mumbles something about room mates and tries to distract you by tickling my tonsils with her tongue. That helps you ignore all sorts of alarm bells in my head.

After we fucked for half the night (you had to know THAT was coming), she said I had to leave immediately. I didn’t get that because I was really comfortable. That’s when she told me that she knew she wasn’t like tiny teens but that she was only 16 and that her parents would be home soon. I couldn’t believe I had been so unbelievably stupid! I got out of there as fast as I could.

I spent the rest of the week worrying about whether or not the cops would be showing up at my door but they never did. A very important lesson was learned that night. It doesn’t matter how horny you are and how great the “available” girl looks, don’t do anything until you have seen proof of her age. I would have been better off if this chick had been one of the tiny teens because I would have never even been tempted.

So listen up, guys! Just because you’re horny, don’t be stupid. Seriously, ask to seem some ID. You are carded before you can drink if you don’t look old enough. Why not have to be carded before you fuck?